Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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