HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
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my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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