Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
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Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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