just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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