Tell her she can't have a vagina
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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