if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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