Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
