Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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