I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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