Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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