Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
So much rum. So many feels.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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