Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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