im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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