Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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