Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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