i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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