the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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