Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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