This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Drake has all the answers
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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