Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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