My room smells like vodka and shame
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
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Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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