either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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