Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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