if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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