I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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