u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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