so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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