There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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