If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
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Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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