Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Randomize