is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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