$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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