would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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