If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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