So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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