hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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