none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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