Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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