My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
