I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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