Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
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just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
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I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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