Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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