I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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