is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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