i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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