Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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