Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
that is very illegal...i love you.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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