Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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