I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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