there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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