Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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